{"id":31,"date":"2012-04-23T16:50:39","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T14:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2012-04-23T16:47:47","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T14:47:47","slug":"le-clou-de-cartier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/le-clou-de-cartier\/","title":{"rendered":"Le clou de ta boite \u00e0 bijoux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tu te sens une \u00e2me de bricoleuse\u00a0?\u00a0 Mais de bricoleuse fortun\u00e9e alors, je l&rsquo;esp\u00e8re pour toi, parce que <del>Castorama<\/del> Cartier a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de remplir notre <del>caisse \u00e0 outils<\/del> coffret \u00e0 bijoux avec un clou\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Ne t&rsquo;y trompe pas, jeune lolita, ce clou l\u00e0, c&rsquo;est du clou haut de gamme\u00a0! Il faut dire qu&rsquo;avec des tarifs oscillants entre 1790 et pr\u00e8s de 29000 euros (oui oui, tu as bien lu le chiffre 29 suivi de trois z\u00e9ros) <strong>on n&rsquo;ose m\u00eame pas demander le prix du marteau<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pour ta culture (<em>parce que l&rsquo;on peut s&rsquo;adonner au bricolage en nourrissant tout de m\u00eame sa cervelle<\/em>), le designer Aldo Cipullo nous avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait le coup pour Cartier dans les ann\u00e9es 70 avec un bracelet identique.<br \/>\nSans doute du fait de la crise (on va dire \u00e7a) Cartier nous le ressort donc en plus petite taille sous la forme d&rsquo;une bague.<\/p>\n<h2>Regardez donc comment on plante les clous chez Cartier\u00a0:<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MJ2t5ZKgSyQ\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Si j&rsquo;arr\u00eate de faire ma chipe, j&rsquo;avoue qu&rsquo;il me plait quand m\u00eame sacr\u00e9ment ce clou\u00a0! Mais avec mon salaire d&rsquo;avatar, je crois que je vais devoir attendre de croiser le prince charmant au d\u00e9tour d&rsquo;un processeur, car pour le moment, ce n&rsquo;est pas dans mon budget\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Et toi, partante pour un clou\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-34\" title=\"Lily\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/lillysignature.png\" alt=\"Lily\" width=\"130\" height=\"72\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"kk-star-ratings kksr-auto kksr-align-left kksr-valign-bottom\"\n    data-payload='{&quot;align&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:&quot;31&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;default&quot;,&quot;valign&quot;:&quot;bottom&quot;,&quot;ignore&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;reference&quot;:&quot;auto&quot;,&quot;class&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;count&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;legendonly&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;readonly&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;score&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;starsonly&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;best&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;gap&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;greet&quot;:&quot;Rate this post&quot;,&quot;legend&quot;:&quot;0\\\/5 - (0 vote)&quot;,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;24&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Le clou de ta boite \u00e0 bijoux&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;_legend&quot;:&quot;{score}\\\/{best} - ({count} {votes})&quot;,&quot;font_factor&quot;:&quot;1.25&quot;}'>\n            \n<div class=\"kksr-stars\">\n    \n<div class=\"kksr-stars-inactive\">\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"1\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"2\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"3\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"4\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"5\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    \n<div class=\"kksr-stars-active\" style=\"width: 0px;\">\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n                \n\n<div class=\"kksr-legend\" style=\"font-size: 19.2px;\">\n            <span class=\"kksr-muted\">Rate this post<\/span>\n    <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tu te sens une \u00e2me de bricoleuse\u00a0?\u00a0 Mais de bricoleuse fortun\u00e9e alors, je l&rsquo;esp\u00e8re pour toi, parce que Castorama Cartier a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de remplir notre caisse \u00e0 outils coffret \u00e0 bijoux avec un clou\u00a0! Ne t&rsquo;y trompe pas, jeune lolita, ce clou l\u00e0, c&rsquo;est du clou haut de gamme\u00a0! Il faut dire qu&rsquo;avec des tarifs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/le-clou-de-cartier\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le clou de ta boite \u00e0 bijoux<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-on-en-parle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unvraibijou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}